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Light snack--both meanings

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The Rap

So what what it's like I'm sittin here in my cell/
I got my insides pressurized and my thoughts pell mell/
There's a big man named bubba wisp done givin me hell/
Cuz a chocolate coated crisp done givin me hell/

So well well I'm a tourist in the leaf country, like/
(Konoha got its secrets the brouhaha got its secrets)/

Takin a stroll I slip in to the fifth's fifth floor/
Got my ninja skillz all up in a safe an a lil' bit more/
Make a one two on the lock and make a lil' score/
(Cuz yo I play those twin peaks like I was made a twin geeks/)

Niggaz be feelin' me cuz I'm the one doin' the feelin'/
Rush out cuz T.'s sake breath be havin me reelin'/
Scrolls in my bag cuz I played an ol' hag but/
I hear her teeth be grit-tay cuz I rubbed on some tit-tayyysss/

I dance the perimeter with my stealth intact/
Cuz yo a 5-dan rhyme ninja ain't be havin no wack/
An jus like crack I'ma flat on my back cuz a/
lil' blue fox be thinkin out of the box/

"So what's up," she said, gnawing on a kunai,/
And I reply, "Yo dun let a sleepin dawg lie," she cried,/
"Nah you stealin some armageddon scrolls cuz I know they fly,/
now the Korean blue flash be puttin the spice like Ms. Dash"/

(Yeah I'll cop that dash,) I knocked her back.. with an arm like a grizzly/
But she rolls to four feet and causes harm like a grizzly/
Slash city, blood be flyin like Kelly chicken parms (she a grizzly)/
Then S. be standin' over me and make the scene more grisly, he say/

"So what, we got a wangsta up in this here ditch/
"Y'all niggas think you can get away an' I think it's rich"/
He leans down gives the searin' korean a scritch/
"You give that shit back else I make you mom my prime bitch"/

(So yo)
I cut flips like I was a chuunin twice removed/
But that S. be cuttin flips like I was twice removed/
Kage bunshin be like I was twice re-moved/
But Pocky's gaze be pierce and I'm done twice re-moved/

So daaaaaaamn, I'm the teacher in the class'a hard knocks/
but got my viscera rearranged like I had the smallpox/
I done know my shit cuz I done studied bushido lit/
But a brotha got smotha'd by S. an his one fox/

So well well I'm a tourist in the leaf country, like/
(Konoha got its secrets the brouhaha got its secrets)/

Call my girl, she mad as hell like I neva seen befo'
"Don't play, you ain't got no scrolls?" "I said no, ho"/
Still in the justice, next time I'ma keep it on the down low,/
cuz when Pocky's around they don't need the five-oh
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HylianLycan's avatar
That is the best rap ever.